Car Jacker!

So Im sitting up at 3am watching some CSI: Miami when I hear my grandmas car alarm go off in the driveway. I jump up and run to the door open it and look out to see some nigga running off in a black hoody. So I yell at him "Get back here you punk bitch!" and he runs off. So I run downstairs throw on some Jordans and grab a baseball bat that just so happens to be sitting by the door. I run out the door and start running as fast as a can around the street hoping I could cut him off on the other side because my street is a big loop. But by the time I get to the end of the street he is already hopping on a bike he has posted up at the stop sign. I see him again and scream at him "Get back her mutha fucka so I can whoop yo ass!" but by the time I get to the stop sign he had already rode off into the foggy darkness known as Pine Road...